Sweet heat with swagger. Sticky, spicy, drippy perfection that turns sandwiches, tots, and chicken into straight-up crave material.
Fresh, green, and punchy. Roasted tomatillos, a hint of heat, and that perfect tang that wakes up a burrito without overwhelming it.
Warm, creamy, melty goodness with just the right kick. Our smooth, silky cheese sauce that turns burritos, tots, and sandwiches into full-blown comfort food missions.
Includes 1 fork and 1 knife.
Your nostalgic childhood breakfast got an upgrade. Bite-sized, golden, cinnamon-kissed nuggets of brioche that taste like Saturday mornings and cartoons — only way, way better.
Need extra? Say no more.
The only burrito brave enough to turn a salad into a handheld masterpiece. Chicken Tenders, Romaine, Crispy Onions, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing
Dependable. Delicious. The perfect burrito for people who know exactly what they want. Cracked Bacon, Scrambled Egg, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Cracked Sauce Served with Tomatillo Salsa
Slow and steady wins breakfast. A no-nonsense classic that hits every single time. Scrambled Egg, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Cracked Sauce Served with Tomatillo Salsa
Bold, primal flavors wrapped in a warm tortilla — evolution never tasted so good. Logan’s Chorizo, Scrambled Egg, Pico de Gallo, Pepper-Jack, Tots, Lime Crema Served with Tomatillo Salsa
You’re killing me, Smalls. Pulled pork, slaw, and BBQ glory wrapped like a Sandlot legend. Pulled Pork, Creamy Slaw, Tots, Crispy Onions, BBQ Sauce
An all-pro breakfast burrito built for legends, surfers, quarterbacks, and anyone chasing a rush. Skirt Steak, Scrambled Egg, Pico de Gallo, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Lime Crema Served with House-Made Queso & Tomatillo Salsa
A breakfast burrito for anyone who’s ever said “Aloha, Mr. Hand” before noon. Logan’s Sausage, Scrambled Egg, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Cracked Sauce Served with Tomatillo Salsa
A half-smoke hero. Loud, proud, and with enough attitude to shout over a bowling alley crowd. Half-Smoke, Fried Egg, American & Cheddar Cheese, Onions, Mustard
You killed my hunger. Prepare to dine. Fiery chorizo and bold flavors worthy of a true Swashbuckler. Chorizo, fried egg, pepper jack cheese, lightly dressed arugula, lemon aioli.
The rebel of the menu. A corned beef hash sandwich they told us was impossible… so naturally, we did it anyway. Corned Beef hash, fried egg, American & cheddar cheese, ketchup
A wild stack of breakfast chaos. It doesn’t bite… but you might. Cracked Bacon, Sausage, Scrambled Egg, Hash Brown Patty, American & Cheddar, Cracked Sauce.
The Dr. Seuss remix — green, bright, tangy, and shockingly addictive. Ham who? Scrambled egg, chives, goat cheese, tomatillo salsa.
A double-stacked, cheese-smothered, Cracked-sauced smash hit. Add bacon and make it dangerous. 2 Smash patties, American & cheddar cheese, pickles, diced onions, Cracked sauce, ketchup.
Ferris Bueller approved. Sausage royalty meets breakfast royalty — and no reservation required. Sausage, scrambled egg, American & cheddar cheese, Cracked sauce.
The sandwich that shook hands, kissed babies, and won the popular vote by sunrise. A true DC power move. Cracked Bacon, scrambled egg, American & cheddar cheese, Cracked sauce.
Minimalism at its finest. Soft eggs, melty cheese, and a toasted bun doing everything exactly right. Scrambled egg, American & cheddar cheese, Cracked sauce.
Southern hospitality between two buns — fried green tomato, bacon, and pimento cheese smoother than a Georgia accent. Fried green tomato, Cracked Bacon, fried egg, pimento cheese, arugula, lemon aioli
Is this love…that I’m Feeling? A flavor-packed love story — pork belly meets kimchi, and sparks fly. Sous vide pork belly, fried egg, sushi rice, kimchi, sriracha mayo, Hoisin, scallions, arugula, sesame seeds.
A feel-good bowl for people who treat vegetables like a victory dance. Roasted Brussels sprouts, sweet potato, quinoa, arugula, fried egg, sunflower seeds, Balsamic vinaigrette.
A full-throttle ranchero upgrade — bold, messy, colorful, and ridiculously satisfying. Black Beans, Tots, Fried Eggs, Avocado, Queso Fresco, Pico De Gallo, Ranchero Sauce, Lime Crema
Sweet, salty, creamy, and spicy — a breakfast ballad that hits every note. Roasted butternut squash, fried egg, arugula, quinoa, peach jam, seasoned ricotta, Mike's Hot Honey
A tot-powered, bacon-stacked, egg-topped celebration of everything Cracked stands for. Cracked tots with Cracked bacon, cheddar cheese, fried egg, chives and Cracked Sauce.
Buffalo, blue cheese, tots, and an egg walk into a bowl… and it’s explosive. Chicken Tenders, Buffalo Sauce, Blue Cheese, Shredded Cheddar, Fried Egg, Tots, Scallions
A crisp, refreshing taste you know and love with zero calories.
The original straight out of the swamps of Gainesville
The cold, refreshing flavors of lemon and lime, perfectly blended.
The same great taste made with only pure cane sugar and served in a bottle.
Because we couldn't get Citrus Cooler...
Crispy, crunchy, dunk-ready classics.
A mini cheeseburger for big appetites in small humans. Single patty, American & Cheddar cheese, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty
Soft, fluffy, cheesy — a perfect kid breakfast. Scrambled Egg, American & Cheddar cheese, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty
Gooey, golden, and impossible not to love. Melty American cheese, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty
Hey, we get it, we were ketchup only burger kids until like 16. Shhh. Single Patty, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty
Cutting salt? We still got you.
A DMV love language.
Cool Ranch Doritos’ breakfast cousin.
Your favorite chips, but better
Our best-seller. Fancy without trying.
A brunch dessert disguised as a side.
Classic. Undisputed. The GOAT.
At Cracked Eggery, located at 1921 8th St NW Suite 110, Washington, DC, the menu is an exciting fusion of flavors, offering something for everyone, whether you're in the mood for a hearty breakfast, a satisfying lunch, or just a quick snack.
For those looking to add a bit of flavor to their meal, sauces like the Side of Sriracha Mayo, Side of Cracked Sauce, Mike's Hot Honey, Side of Tomatillo Salsa, and Side of Queso are perfect choices. Each sauce brings a unique twist, elevating the dishes it accompanies.
When it comes to sides, you can’t go wrong with the indulgent Challah French Toast Nuggets, crispy and sweet, or the classic Side of Cracked Bacon that’s as crispy as it gets. For a refreshing option, the Seasonal Fruit Salad is a great way to balance your meal with some fresh, seasonal ingredients.
Cracked Eggery also offers an assortment of burritos, with options like the hearty Rock, Paper, Caesar, the creative Lance Burkhart Burrito, and the savory Hamilton Porter Burrito. For a more indulgent choice, try The Turtle Burrito or The Stoney Burrito, both packed with flavor and fillings.
Their sandwiches are equally impressive, with choices like the delicious Mr. Briggs Stuff, the bold Inigo Montoya, or the crispy Willie’s Hashthe Animal. If you’re after something with a twist, try the quirky Green Eggs No Ham-a nod to a classic with a modern take.
For those preferring bowls, the Seoul Mate Bowl brings together Asian-inspired flavors, while the Everyday I’m Brussel’n bowl is perfect for brussels sprouts lovers. There’s also the Rancheros Cucamonga and the Bittersweet Symphony for those seeking a blend of savory and sweet.
The tots menu is not to be overlooked, with options ranging from simple Plain Tots (no seasoning) to the indulgent Garlic Parm-Truffle Tots, or even the sweet and savory Honey BBQ Tots. If you love a bit of spice, the Old Bay Tots and Ranch Tots are sure to please.
For drinks, Cracked Eggery offers a great selection of coffee options, from a Small Hot Coffee to a Large Nitro Cold Brew. You can also choose from refreshing beverages such as Diet Coke, Gatorade Lemon Lime Can, or the sparkling Open Water Still and Sparkling waters.
For the little ones, the Kid’s Menu provides a variety of kid-friendly options, including Kid’s Chicken Tenders, Kid’s Cheeseburger, and Kid’s Grilled Cheese, ensuring that even the youngest diners have something delicious to enjoy.
Overall, Cracked Eggery’s menu is a delicious mix of comfort food, creative combinations, and fresh ingredients, offering something for every taste and craving. Whether you're grabbing a quick snack or enjoying a full meal, there's no shortage of exciting options to explore!